John Thomson

Personal Info

Birthday

April 2, 1969

(56 years old)

Place of Birth

Salford, Lancashire, England, UK

Also Known As

John Patrick-Thomson

John Thompson

John Patrick Thomson

John Thomson

Biography

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

Known For

Midsomer Murders

Death in Paradise

Silent Witness

Father Brown

Skins

Brassic

The Gentlemen

Cold Feet

Filmography

2025
The People Before
as Knotweed Man
2023
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy
as Self
2022
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After
as Plank
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More
as Self
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs
as Self
2021
Last Train to Christmas
as Vic
Les Dawson Lost Tapes
as Self
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!
as Narrator
2020
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years
as Self
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases
as Himself, Various Characters
2019
Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped
as Narrator
7 Up & Me
as Self
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story
as Himself
2017
Dying Laughing
as Self
2016
Caroline Aherne at the BBC
as Self - Presenter
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle
as Kevin Ruddock
Grimsby
as Bob Tolliver
Billionaire Boy
as Len
2014
Northern Soul
as Terry
2013
The Power of Darts
as Narrator (voice)
Pulp
as Dave Burns
Help Point
as Stephen
2012
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas
as Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke
as Himself
2010
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa
as Self
The Road to Coronation Street
as Harry Kershaw
2009
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley
as Bill (Flowerpot Man)
2008
Inkheart
as Darius
2007
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'
as Self - Narrator (voice)
2006
The Dealer
as Bat
2005
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
as Mr. Windfall (voice)
2004
Fat Slags
as Foreman
2003
Appointment with Dr. Terrible
as Interviewee – Actor
2002
24 Hour Party People
as Charles
2001
Station Jim
as Harold
Dog Eat Dog
as Football Coach
2000
Born Romantic
as First Cab Driver
1999
The Flint Street Nativity
as Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show
as Self
1998
You Are Here
as Peter Keggy
Up 'n' Under
as Stan
1997
The Man Who Knew Too Little
as Dimitri
The Girl with Brains in Her Feet
as Mr. Loughborough
1995
The Young Poisoner's Handbook
as Nathan
1994
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video
as Fat Bob
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era
as Simon Joke
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd
as Bernard Right On/Various
1993
Paul Calf's Video Diary
as Fat Bob
1992
The Weekenders
as Policeman 1